Amber Heard!

 Everyone knows that Amber Heard is haaaht.

Everyone knows that Amber Heard is Johnny Depp's co-star in The Rum Diary.

But what everyone doesn't know (or at least, I didn't know) is that Amber Heard is dating a woman. Thanks Wikipedia! 

This somehow makes her even better, which is quite a feat since she's already a Guess model and has snogged The Depp and got paid for it. I've realized that this is a trend for my blog, being jealous of people who kiss for cash. 

Anyway, I can't wait to watch The Rum Diary!